Tag: mocktails

Super Easy Margarita Mocktails

Happy Cinco de Mayo! The world’s simplest Margarita Mocktail – Ritual Tequila plus a margarita mixer like Jose Cuervo or Mr. and Mrs. T Margarita Mix. Cheap and easy – just like I used to be in my 20s! (Just kidding!) Seriously, though, you can make your own margaritas from scratch but margarita mixers are… Read More ›

Dirty Irish Appletini Mocktails

I admit, I’ve developed a certain love for Gatorade over the past few years. Gatorade and I have gotten to be quite intimate over several flings with Covid and a long and nasty dance with Hepatitis A. We further bonded when my neighbors began to mistake my flavored electrolyte water for day drinking. And the… Read More ›

Pull It, Stretch It, Paint It Red, And Give It Lots of Virtue aka The Roy Rogers Mocktail

Some say the Roy Rogers mocktail was created in honor of the actor Roy Rogers. Soda jerks claimed the drink was actually a popular soda fountain drink. One thing’s for sure – it’s one of the best things you can do with a can of Coke.

GroundHog’s Day 2024 – Plus Hazy AF Shandys

Groundhog’s Day sparks varied opinions, from harmless fun to animal cruelty. With Punxsutawney Phil predicting an early Spring, sober curious individuals can celebrate with mocktail Tequila Sunrise or non-alcoholic beer like Samuel Adams’ Just The Haze.

Hoppy Easter with HopLark HopTea!

If you are sober-curious – or have ever done a Dry Challenge – or, for whatever reason, choose not to drink – chances are, you have tried a non-alcoholic beer. Chances are also good the non-alcoholic beer tasted like watered-down dog p*ss Budweiser. A few companies are getting creative with hops, however. There is now… Read More ›

Mocktails Uniquely Crafted – Vegan Mocktails

I rang in 2022 and the Dry January Challenge with Mocktails Uniquely Crafted. These are the official cocktails of Dry January by Alcohol Change UK. These mocktails are vegan, gluten-free, alcohol-free (of course!), low calorie, and use 99% recycled packaging. They are also somewhat less expensive than many other mocktails. Last year, a variety of… Read More ›

Bloody H*ll! What’s In My Bloody Mary?

A Bloody Mary seems like such a safe drink for vegans. It’s basically just tomato juice and potato juice (vodka), right? Wrong. Your Bloody Mary (or Virgin Mary) could have clam juice, anchovies, beef broth, or eggs! Let me walk you through a basic “template” for creating a Bloody (or Virgin) Mary. I say “template”… Read More ›